Arch enemies - The Businessman

I'm quite sporadic with my rant posting nowadays, part of this is I only truly like to rant about things that matter and part is that I have pretentions of grandeur only wanting to write something I think of perfect and erudite and that will contribute value to the site (when I say value I mean monetary/mars bar value). Yet actually the truth is I either get bored at 423 am and just start typing or as is now I rant about something quite obscure yet has suddenly got my goat like a rabid troll.

I really don't like Archers, bowman (and women I'm not here to judge as long as they use the arrows to hunt for ingredients for pies) that is and not the elixir of chavettes. You see its one of these sports (and there are a few) which I and many others just can't respect as first it is something you fell you could do if you had a bit of time on your hands. And secondly it relies on far to much technology and equipment I mean the bows are like something from the 25th century made of fibre glass, they've got an aim sight on them, balancing rods and the archers have gloves and a pick to pull the bow. I mean why not go the whole hog and just get a fucking robot to do it.

Imagine the scene a hill top in Agincourt, a horde of garlic smeeling burtes riding their dinners cahrging our brave men . The King commands his archers to strike!!

"Oh no we can use this bit of wood and string we need mittens, and balancing beams, and goggles blah blah boo hoo hoo...."

What a joke your not a proper athletic archer unless its just you, wood, string and arrow thats how Robin Hood did it. The olympic archery is a joke I hope those lazy cheating bowing bastards all suffer from a sudden freak cyclone making their arrows sweve back on them. I mean they won;t let darts in th olympics, well darts is much more of a skill then this archery sham, I mean they even make it harder for themselves by drinking 24 pints of lager before they throw.

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