Back in Quack - The Businessman

Okay well I'm back then to rant, drawn back by all your desperate cries for a ranting hero.

I am not one of the sites successful people, I have merely fallen into a sociophobic, saddening dull J.D Salingeresque reclusive life (except I'm a better writer: I'd've had Holden take down some terrororists with only pie based martial art skills)

Currently I am pursuing a Pharmacy course at the University of Picard trying to get my life back on the succesful track so I can join all the other successful Pobites such as Clarky whose success is he now spends at least 2% of his existence not on meths, and Puce Dragon whom I heard on the grapevine is a success in the truest female sense by rearing ten children and making pies for tea.

Well what to rant about? War? Brown? Global Warming? No of course not I;m going to start off the new renaissance of ranting by having a go at those Kris Marshall BT ads.

What a load of frigging balls. I mean how is some guy being pussy whipped into cowtowing to some divorcee woman who already has two kids (and doesn't make goddman pies) going to make me want to get a BT phone hub Hal 3000 looking thing- that I might add don't know what the fuck it does and we all know Sky is the best for telly anyway.

In these demasculating ads Marshall has betrayed the whole of manhood and must be exiled and not allowed to be called a bloke. In fact he would have to wrestle a Grizzly Bear naked in order to get any self respect back.

Yes not a brilliant rant but its a start isn't it and may I also say Willow smells of poo and needs a gender test- there that should get J Sheridan back.

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