Where is my badger? - The Businessman

The Liberal Democrats are having their conference at the moment and their struggling really and the reason why is quite simple. At all previous conferences they went in to them with the notion that they had no chance of getting into government so they could make up any policy ideas like a turnip tax, stilettos for dogs, scrapping tuition fees and free badgers for all.

However now they have to their own surprise got into government, and as a result have actually had have plausible plans and ideas.
This as a result does not compute with their fence sitting ideological natural habitat and thus sparks problems and in a weird twist has produced policies that might actually happen (e.g. summer camps for wastrels and mansion taxes) but will probably least be successful than fanciful things like badger giveaways (I'll have a white one with black stripes).

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