Various junk and issues. - Prof. Green

Well okay then Clarky I'll do you a favour, there is a gun shop in Huddersfield (you should know where that is, but then this is you so I'm not expecting much), you will still need a license to own one but the police give the things to literally anyone. You do not however need a license to own a crossbow (and don't any of you accuse me of putting ideas into his head, this is simply free information {yes the fool will serve me well} available to anyone). Also the low grade human sausage meat from you will be bolstered considerably by the overly excessive amounts of bone and wood meal added you will be paid six pence per pound of meat supplied (and we'll have none of you waster fools commenting on the fact that the imperial system is now illegal, thank you very much Europe). And by the way you only see Pink Elephants™ after much drinking of alcohol or after not drinking any alcohol for long periods of time (about five minutes for some of you out there no doubt), and they are most definitely pink elephant™ shaped.

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