A brainwave - Chris Naylor
I have just decided that if I put six locks on my bedroom door all in a row and then when I go out, I only lock three of them. The poor sod who tries to pick the locks might be able to open three of them, but he will also be locking the other three-my bedroom is safe from the lockpickers, unless they have a universal key. The universal key being a sledge hammer! PS) Have you ever noticed thet when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window! Don't forget that there are no stupid questions in this universe, only stupid people! Oh, by the way, just a note to all those people in year 10 or below (england) I am now off school for 14 weeks!Schools out forever
Wohoooooooo, as the line goes in that song by the band that has something to do with being sick...blur I think!
That is untill we all go back in september, if we all live that long See you all again soon, and don't forget I have 14 weeeks of school!
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