Klarkys Kontroversial Konversations3 - clarky
Religious ratings---------------------
Religious freaks have got this thing about vegetarians being wrong. Since most veggies are sweaty students like you (or us if I cant get a job within the next few weeks) I thought id have a go at them next. Heres a conversation that I probably didn't really have.
POBICE: Oh no! I am hungry, I must go under the sink to see what plant life is growing there for tea.
THE POPE: why not eat this cow?
POBICE: because I am in uni, I am a veggie.
THE POPE: god put everything on earth for us to use, refusal to eat his animals is evil.
CLARKY: yes, god gave us weed and booze that we may be happy
THE POPE: no! Drugs are the product of Satan!
POBICE: how do you know cows are not the children of Satan?
THE POPE: god gave us all food, but Satan gave us all that is smoked, snorted or injected.
CLARKY: so space cakes and 'shrooms are ok?
THE POPE: uuuggh!
POBICE: well done clarky, he died of shock.
CLARKY: no, you bored him to death.
GALLOWAY: did I hear cake mentioned?
CLARKY AND POBICE: oh, I see. It was the unearthly smell that killed him.
NEFF THE GARDEN NOME: never fear, here is Pobices sock with which im so obsessed.
NEFF THEOWS THE SOCK AT THE GREAT UNCLEAN ONE THE RESULTING REACTION OF STINK KILLING THEM BOTH.
GREEN: ah! Galloway's bones are the only things big enough to make my blender blades out of! Thanks clarky.
POBICE: wow! Galloway contains lots of vegetarian under sink plant life! Thanks clarky.
SPIRIT OF THE POPE: god wants half an ounce.
CLARKY: here ya go
SPIRIT OF THE POPE: thanks clarky
GOD: wow this weeds so good! You will have a place in heaven after the blender explodes....oops, I said too much!
And we all died happily in the giant blender 2 weeks later when Galloway's weak bones broke, the blade that had been made out of them decapitating the worlds population.
So, to the point of this story:
WHAT WOULD BE MOST FUN?
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