pobice gets a job - clarky2

Ha like that‘ll ever happen the lazy hippe hasn‘t even added any new rants in ages and I know there is some!

Anyway this is a small conversation involving Pobice getting a job and becoming a popular music idol (it really happen too)

<pobice>oh no I am running short on the money with which to fund my vegetable gardening (its all organical man!)
<strange man >< in a long coat and dark glasses>I can make you a star if you just come with me!
<pobice>wow man I could like really be a star man?
<strange man> yes yes you can
<pobice>ok then I‘ll go!

AT THISPOINT POB WENT INTO THE MANS CAR AND OFF TO A RECORDING STUDIO

<pobice>wow what a shitty and small room!
<strange man>yes it is small but if we can fit him in <gestures towards galloway>then it'll do fine
<galloway> you said I would get a doughnut if I came in here when do I get my doughnut I‘m starving look I‘ve lost pounds I‘m wasting away<carry‘s on stressing>

PIED*CK WALKS IN

<pied*ck>quack
<pobice>why are we all here?
<strange man>I‘m going to make you all big except Galloway who I will make smaller
<pobice, pied*ck, galloway> oh right

BALL_COCK WALKS IN

<pobice>are you goanna make him big too?
<strange man> no he is here to clean the windows and the toilets!
<ball_cock>where should I start?
<strange man>hhhhhmmmmm well there was a blender malfunction in the kitchen you can clean up all the blood and bits of people from the walls
<ball_cock>do I have to?
<strange man>no but if you don‘t do that then I will find another job for you!

<man>well lets co record some sound!
<all>yeeaaaayyyy

IN THE RECORDING ROOM

<man>alright time to grunt some illegible and unintelligible rubbish!
<all>yeeaaaayyyyyy
<man>alright just try keep in time with the music!
<all>ok
<music>laaa laa laa la la laaaaaaa
<galloway>ggggggggrrrrruuuuunnnnnnntttttttt
<pie dick>ggggggggrrrrrrrrruuuuuunnnnnnnntttttttt#
<pobice>laaa laa laa la la laaaaaaa
<man>that was amazing!
<galloway>you mean.....
<pied*ck>we were.....
<man>no you were the crappiest thing I‘ve ever heard and I taught steps to sing!
<pobice> were we really that bad?
<man>no you are good I have a plan!
<man><whispers>lets plot to kill the other two so that you can be a 'popular' music performer.
<pobice><says loudly and obnoxiously>yes lets kill those two over there called pied*ck and galloway!

THAT NIGHT IN AN EXPENSIVE HOTEL!

<galloway>we make a great band don‘t we?
<pie d*ck> yes we are good "quack"
<pobice>yes so good I will kill you soon!
<galloway> so then we are all agreed I deserve some food!
<man>ok then boys time for bed and don‘t let the genetically modified bed bugs bite infect yes do!
<pobice>oh no gm bugs I cant let the world be polluted!<jumps into room and kills all the super bugs!>
<man>oh no foiled by my own arch fiend!

THE NEXT DAY AT THE STUDIO

<man>well today‘s recording went better than yesterdays................but it was still the most crappy and evil computerised rip of ever in fact it was crapper than windows 2000!
<galloway>aaaaaawwwwwwww
<man>and why do you keep making than noise?
<galloway>aaaawwwwww I don think I should have ate that last mc Donald‘s! Or the sixth or the seventh aaaaaaaawwwwwww
<man>no specially since I poisoned them all! Ha ha ha ha ha I am evil!
<galloway> <bursts spattering blood all over>
<pidick><dies of laughter>
<pobice>yes can finally be a 'popular' music star!
<man> no you can't! <Reveals himself to be ball_cock>
<pobice>nnnnnnnooooooooo
<ball_cock>yes it is me due to the basic laws of physics which make nonsensical sense to me would you like me to explain? Yes of course you would you see in terms of neutrinos and...........................fan ovens............so the left hand..................and ......invented lights..........electricity...................physics..............a specific science teacher.................mars bar..............arse.
<pobice dies of boredom but that doesn‘t stop ball_cock>

<ball_cock>so you see that by lengthening..............and the..........speakers.........ovens............Mr. Blair.......and then you get back to neutrinos which are great because.....................................and that‘s the meaning of life!...............sorry not hats the meaning of my physics text book.

The moral of the story is that ball_cock is <mumbles> a complete and utter..................and knows nothing...........physics................specific teacher deserves mars bar..............

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pobice gets a job - clarky2