professor pervert gets a job - clarky

Professor pervert went for a job (what is the obsession with this?) and got sent to the armed forces building in the "careers center" (i.e., dole office.)
<prof> let me out ill go insane!
<sgt. galloway> but you have only been here 10 mins, and you don‘t know where you are yet!
<prof> this is a job, beyond that I don‘t care, its horrible wherever they put you!
<sgt. galloway> well you will be conscripted to the army, welsh guards, you will be the head of a group of sas commando sheep, your job will be to keep my cousin, Galloway the great unclean one, off mount twattybollocks, are you up to the job?
<prof> no
<sgt. galloway> tough, get on the truck

Professor pervert and a group of crack sas commando sheep are camped (camp being the word here!) out on mount twatty bollocks.

<sheep1> baaaaaaa.
<prof.> yes, yes I can smell physics teachers too!
<sheep2> baa baa baaa
<prof.> yes, lets hide!

Professor pervert and his sheep hide behind a rock until the danger has passed.

<prof.> lets go to bed!
<sheep1> BAAAA!
<prof.> filthy boy!

Once the crack sas team are asleep, a group of year 9 kids throw the tent into the next field, away from the only place big enough for the great unclean one to rest on his way up the mountain.
The next morning, well afternoon actually.........

<prof.> nooo! My pokemon pop up play tent! Its torn on this barbed wire!
<sheep2> baaaa!
<prof.> shut it!

Just then, a shadow looms on the horizon, could it be? Yes yes it is!!!!!

<galloway> I smell pie!
<prof.> go get him sheep!
<sheep> baaa!!!!
<prof> well I cant go, ill break my nails on the fence! And it IS Galloway, he‘s just as likely to eat me.

Galloway never reached the mount twattybollocks pie factory, which is what the sheep were protecting but I couldn‘t add it at the start as my computer is doing that thing where if u write in the middle of a sentence you already have written it starts deleting!, he died of exhaustion just thinking of the climb, erm....no....leisurely walk ahead! The sheep were all sent back to the fields because of they‘re incompetence, and professor pervert retired to his bunker to plot revenge. The world ended 2 weeks later, (just as you finish reading this actually!) when they tried to dig a hole to burry Galloway, and released the earth‘s molten core, melting the population of the world. (< Insert clarky and saddos evil laughter here!>) so, Pobice co. and Microsoft will not end the world, watch....5....4....3...2...1....told ya! Look outside at the lovely tsunamilavawave about to kill you

(If you read this my plan has failed (again) dammit!)

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