A story, yet to be named, part 3. - Clarky
Not quite as good, but this an important piece connecting 2 other parts of the story.[Galloway is dragged into a cell. A giant banquet table full of food is here.]
(Minion): Help your self. Muhahahahaha.
(Galloway): OK, don‘t mind if I do.
[Galloway goes to eat all the food, but everything he touches turns to festering rotten food with maggots and fungus. Galloway eats it anyway.]
(Galloway): MEH!
[Galloway is dragged back before The Puppet Master.]
(The Puppet Master): So, I see the eternal torment has lasted the whole of two minutes.
(Galloway): You sound a bit sarcastic. How long was it supposed to last?
(The Puppet Master): ETERNITY YOU FOOL!!!!
(Galloway): Oh right!
(The Puppet Master): Never mind, I believe we have a reserve punishment for you.
[The Puppet Master, Clarky and Prof Green start muttering to each other, then return to their thrones.]
(Prof Green): We sentence you to the only thing worse than eternal torment. AN HOUR OF PHYSICS! Take him away.
(Galloway): MEH!
[The minions drag Galloway off to the physics classroom. The teacher is Hitler.
(Hitler): Right, solve ze formula F=QN over U MUHAHAHA
(Galloway): MEH!
(Hitler): Too lazy eh?
(Galloway): Actually, I‘m not lazy, I‘m intelligent.
(Hitler): Solve the formula then.
(Galloway): MEH!
[Galloway searches the room, but can‘t find a calculator or computer.]
(Galloway): NOOOOOOOO!
[Galloway passes out, well, erm, no, he just falls asleep actually, lazy bastard.]
[Galloway wakes up before Satan.]
(Satan): Your just not gonna learn are you?
(Galloway): Actually I know everything there is to know and I am never wrong. There is nothing left for me to learn.
(Satan): Yeah, Yeah. Anyway, Become one of my minions and I shall let you go back to the life of lazyness and pot smoking you enjoy so much. You only have to do one thing for me.
(Galloway): No thanks; I'd rather suffer for all eternity than do anyone a favour.
(Satan): Silence, Thou hath no choice in the matter!
(Galloway): Meh
(Satan): I shall make you into a repulsive inhuman monster, then send you back to earth in order to spread fear and disgust throughout the world of the living.
(Prof Green): Erm, Don‘t you think you should do it a bit differently for this one?
(Satan): What do you mean?
(Prof Green): Well, how can you make THAT more evil?
(Satan): Silence! Its my minion I can do as I like!
[Satan zaps Galloway, making him into some sort of rotting undead pigeon creature.]
(Galloway): MEH!
(Satan): Now go! Fly to the surface world and reap fresh souls to be my playthings!
(Galloway): Do I Have to?
(Satan): YES.
(Galloway): I cant be bothered going that far!
(Satan): Take the elevator then, that‘s what its there for!
(Galloway): MEH!
[Galloway phones his mum to come and give him a lift, despite the fact that the elevator is right behind him, and his mum is doing her shopping a hundred miles away.]
[Eventually Galloway can be bothered going back to earth.]
*To be continued*
Next episode - Galloway‘s adventures on earth.
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