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Goblins - Puce_dragon

1)Clarky (2001-12-30 20:40:57)Thats not nice thing to do to them. If it was pobice the goblin, cannabiss seeds might work better, making him leave in his flower power van.

2)The Puppet Master (2001-12-31 17:06:20)OK you are quite mad, but I have found it far easier simply to litter you're floor with nails and broken glass, then when they step on them, hey presto, they get Tetunus and DIE!

3)Prof. Green (2001-12-31 19:16:34)If you go around leaving cannabis seeds in your house Pobice will move in and start his own plantation there. No far better just to lure them away else where.

4)Pobice (2002-01-06 00:08:27)I think the dieing bits due to the fact the go to Dewsbury Hospital (in Stancliffe) to get a Tetanus Jab and end up dead that way.

5)Prof. Green (2002-01-07 16:52:58)Yeah probably

6)The Puppet Master (2002-01-07 17:20:12)There is no "e" in Staincliff, and it is still better then Dewsbury Moor!!!

7)Clarky (2002-01-07 23:15:20)Ther is an E in staincliffe, abour 50,000 of the things actually, all the dealing and stuff.

8)Clarky (2002-01-08 12:03:03)Ha! I told you dewsbury hospital was in staincliffe! (I wont mention names but u know who u are.) Thats why its crap! the drugs cabinet is empty!.

9)The Businessman (2009-09-23 19:12:48)Just shoot them, shoot the goblins, with a gun. Flipping eck woman always overcomplicate things whilst with us men know that war and death solves everything.

10)Pobice (2009-09-23 21:04:44)Needless to say this Goblin won't be picking up flak seeds after having the misfortune of trying flak seed oil

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