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The Businessman

Date Written:
2002-08-15 15:53:14

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2002-08-30 16:19:39

To show how easy exams are I cunningly acquired a rough copy of a physics paper and as you see they are shockingly quite shocking and prove me right as I always am.

PHO6: INFERNAL PHYSICS
A-LEVEL
10HRS

You have 10 hrs and whatever else the teachers think you need. You can use a calculator and overly annotated text books and bribeexam invigorators with the sweets you brought in to give you the answers. Please mark your answer clearly or we will just have to assume yougot the question right.

1. How big is space?
   1. Really small
   2. Big as a chicken
   3. Infinitely big
   (3 marks)
2. Which planet do we live on?
   1. Earth
   2. Vulcan
   3. Mars
   (7 marks)
3. If you stuck your head in a particle accelerator what would happen?
   1. It would hurt
   2. You'd see lots of squirrels
   3. You would develop an obsession with the “popular” music band Muse.
   (27 mks)
4. What do magnets attract?
   1. Metal
   2. Norweigian women
   3. Too much attention
   (89mks)
5. Which of these is the fastest?
   1. Speed of light
   2. Speed of sound
   3. Speed of pie
   (7mks)
6. Issac Newton hypothesised the theory of what?
   1. Gravity
   2. That bears shit in the woods
   3. Toast always lands butter side up.
   (59mks)
7. If the decay constant for a radioisotope is 2.4x10-8s-1, what‘s the half-life of the radioisotope?
   1. a. 3.5 x 10ex7 secs
   2. 4.2 x 10ex7 secs
   3. 2.9 x 10ex7 secs (ahemcoughnudgenudgewinkwink)
   (2mks)