Angela Lansbury must be stopped!!! - The Businessman
People have their superstitions; smashed mirrors, walking under ladders. But mine is Angela Lansbury, wherever she goes someone dies, and I fear if she came to Dewsbury it will be me. My only consolation is she will catch the murderer (or murdereress :I'm not here to judge) and they will put in a prison where they will pe put to death (so techinically lansbury kills double the amount of people)I wonder actually whether she kills the people with her bare hands and then frames some other poor mugs by virtue of hypnosis and secretly taking there dna samples and spraying them over the murder scenes then delights in "cracking" the case and probably gets her kicks going to the execution with a can of tizer and packet of quavars, sitting on the front row and wets herself as her "framees" have 500000000volts rammed in them. Even in Disneys' Beauty and the Beast where her voice only appeared people still died.
Oh I know what your going to say "it's not real" but have you ever seen any of the frammees or people who are murderered ever again? I think not.
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