Yet again........ - The Tainted One
A man fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out. A nympho was walking down the beach, saw the toe sticking up, she pulled down her bikini bottom and squatted over the toe. She humped away till she was satisfied, pulled up her drawers and left. The guy woke up, brushed the sand away and left, not knowing what happened. The next day his foot itched like hell, and had a sore on it. He went to the Doctor and after an exam the doc told him he had syphilis of the big toe. "Syphilis of the big toe," he inquired, "isn't that rare?" The doc said "Yes, but if you think that's rare, I had a woman in here this morning with athlete's tw@t."
Saw this in the paper:
Dear Deidre,
I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My
fiancee's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding.
She is putting the entire wedding together
and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.
W
hen I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred...then she floored me. She said that in a month I
would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me.Then she just stood up and walked to her
bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally
decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door...
There, leaning against my
car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their little test.
Deidre, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character?
Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?
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