A joke that might not get on.......... - The Tainted One

John and Sue are a newly wed couple. Their marriage councilor advised them to start off by going home and sit down to discuss and plan their sexual behaviour so that they avoid having problems throughout their married life. Sue starts with her proposal, the way she sees that siuts her. Right John, so my plan is this. When you don't feel like having sex, just touch my breast once. When you want to have sex touch my breast twice. Ok, says John, no problem. For me, when you want to have sex shake my pecker once. When you don't want to have sex, sake my pecker 50 times.

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