That time again.... - The Tainted One
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign, you sign!". Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. Nelson is standing there in complete amazement when the Japanese man starts to yell louder. "You sign! You sign!".
Nelson says to him, "Look mate, you've obviously got the wrong bloke. Get lost!." and shuts the door in the Japanese man's face. The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Japanese man is back, with a huge truck full of brake pads. He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling "You.sign! You sign!". Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he shoves the little Japanese man back, shouting: "Look, get lost!! You've got the wrong bloke! I don't want them!" then slams the door in the Japanese man's face again. The following day Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, hears a knock on the door again. Upon opening the door, the little Japanese man thrusts the same clipboard under his nose, shouting "You sign! You sign!". Behind him are TWO large trucks full of wing mirrors. Nelson loses his temper completely, picks the little man up by his shirt front and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong man! Who do you want to give these too?" The little Japanese man looks at him a bit puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says: "You not Nissan Maindealer?"
=========================================== Two storks are sitting in their nest - a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying so the father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy." The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, ans the baby stork is crying again. The mother says, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies." A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate because their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where he's been all night. The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the crap out of college students!" ============================================
The Hussein Family
Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers: Sooflay ....................the restauranteur Guday...................... the half-Australian brother Huray...................... the sports fanatic Sashay......................the gay brother ****ay & Kintay.............the twins from the African mother Ojay........................the stalker / murderer Gulay.......................the singer / entertainer Ebay........................the internet czar Biliray.....................the country music star Ecksray.....................the radiologist Puray.......................the blender factory owner Regay.......................the half-Jamaican brother Tupay.......................the one with bad hair: Among the sisters: Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr old Lattay......................the coffee shop owner Bufay.......................the 300 pound sister Dushay......................the clean sister Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house Sapheway....................the grocery store owner Ollay.......................the half-Mexican sister Gudlay......................the prostitute =================================================
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