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1. This is about religious beliefs;
   Do you
   Believe that God created all and everything, is kind and benevolent and also likes people?
   Hate God, the world and everything therein?
   Believe that God is cruel and jealous, wrathful and spiteful and really doesn't like people?
   Think that God will be pissed off with all the wars and crap 'in His name'?
   Think that actually I don't really need God because I'm practically him anyway?
   Believe that in God's name your opinion is always right and that infidels are there to be smitten?
   
2. You go to the supermarket for some shopping;
   Do you buy:
   A pint of milk and a loaf of bread?
   A bottle of cooking oil, and a bag of flour?
   Actually I can't fit all my shopping in one trolley?
   A bottle of asprin and a litre of whiskey?
   Engine oil, asprin, salt and bleach?
   A bag of sugar, several boxes of matches and a large suacepan.
   
3. You see a car battery lying in the street;
   Do you:
   Move it out of harm's way?
   Smash it open and use the acid to burn a hole in the pavement?
   Take it home with you?
   Actually I ate a car bettery once?
   Carefully remove the acid and pour it into a drinks can lying near by?
   Ignore it altogether?
   
4. A local educational institute is running a lecture on fireworks;
   Do you:
   Attend the lecture and enjoy the bangs and flashes?
   Attend the lecture taking careful and meticulous notes?
   Go to the pub instead?
   Stay at home reading The Catcher in the Rye?
   Actually I made my own fireworks out of some other fireworks?
   Note that you will be unable to attend because you have to stay in and sign for the package you ordered?
   
5. Walking through town you see a police officer;
   Do you:
   Walk past the officer paying him no heed?
   Ask the officer directions to the nearest post office?
   Actually I could have been a superintendent by now?
   Cross to the other side of the road to avoid passing him?
   Stash the knife you're carrying in your boot?
   Ask the officer if he has the time?
   
6. You are in court;
   Do you:
   Plead guilty?
   Plead innocent?
   Say 'It was Clarky'?
   Actually I couldn't have done it because I was on Mars having a pot party with Osama and Sadam and we were like really wasted and then Hitler came along and he's actually gay and then he made a sword out of snot and stabbed Sadam and Osama and me just laughed becase we were high...?
   Say nothing?
   Wonder why you're here?
   

Section 2, answer true or false:

7. A bomb can be made out of flour.
   True
   False
   
8. A bomb can be made from sugar and phospo-sulphate fertilizer.
   True
   False
   
9. I am innocent.
   True
   False
   
10. I am guilty.
    True
    False
    
11. The monarchy should be abolished.
    True
    False
    
12. The government lies.
    True
    False
    
13. Sand is a weapon.
    True
    False
    
14. People are ever fools.
    True
    False
    
15. Alcohol is good for you.
    True
    False
    
16. Actually there isn't any lard left... no I didn't eat it all it was actually the strange sreature from outer space that looked a lot like Hitler... I met him once he was really nice I think he didn't kill all those people....
    True
    False
    
17. Yet circle back existance to posses, I'd rather have eternal emptiness.
    True
    False