Buying a car - J. Sheridan

Anybody here got a driving license? Perhaps you are wondering about what your first car should be, a micra? A fiesta? Well wonder no more! For a small price you can buy army surplus! How much does a small car cost brand new? Six grand? More? Second hand is better but still a costly option for the first time buyer. Well for four and a half thousand you can have, wait for it, a genuine cold war armoured personnel carrier, fully tracked and armoured against small arms, mines and shrapnel handily also includes full nuclear/biological/chemical weapons protection (good if you have to go to anyplace with mad science guys, I remember 4 separate occaisions I nearly choked to death in school!) in one comfortable package. Room for ten tooled up friends in the back and the best bit- completely legal to drive on the roads!

Also if you want a centre piece for discussions of merely to scare the sh*t out of your neighbours there is also a few artillery guns up for sale too for about a grand more. I want one!

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