Battlecry - J. Sheridan
This link http://bdmonkeys.net/~chaz/battle.php allows you to find your battlecry, here are some examples....
Hark! Who is that, skulking across the terrain! It is J. Sheridan, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:
"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to the landscape faster than the super-flu!!"
Sprinting through the mountains, clutching a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Pobice! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
Who is that, sprinting on the steppes! It is Business Man, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a vengeful howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you beyond mortal comprehension, then make toast!!"
Sprinting amidst the plains, attacking with buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Professor Green! And he gives a spectacular grunt:
"I'm going to fuck you so badly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!!"
Hark! Who is that, skulking through the candy store! It is Galloway, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into a popsicle!!"
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