Economic crisis - Clarky

Oh no! Economic chrisis looms! You see I have been absent from the real world for some time doing VERY LITTLE and spending NOTHING but some idiot has kept putting money into my bank account. Aparently this holiday is called a JOB. Unfortunately there is no PUB and drugs and weapons are frighteningly cheap, how these people are so poor escapes me, perhaps they are GAMBLING ADDICTS or that nice man MR GEORGE from AMERICA has stolen all their money and spent it on globalisation and TERRORISM. Anyway this leaves me with the massive problem that im coming home soon with MORE MONEY THAN YOU CAN SHAKE A STICK AT**. Yes, unfortunately I have been left temporarily RICH. What should I do to resolve this problem?

1. Give the money back into the world and help the poor.
2. Get completely annhialated on booze and soft drugs untill I enter into a strange fantasy world and get sectioned.
3. Waste every penny on increasingly ludicrous escapades and stunts while gloating about it and watching the poor and students suffer and scrape enough together to eat.
4. Get incredibly drunk in TAPPS and annoy the puppet master, bait the hoggle monster and Galloway and embarrass myself at a rediculously early time before most normal people are even tipsy.

No wait that last ones not a plan, its a memory, or more accurately ALL my memories!
** You can now stop shaking your stick

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