Close my pies - The Businessman
Adverts... some like the R-Whites Lemonade, Budweiser lizards and certain mascara ones are great.But then every now and then comes a crap utterly annoying one. Such as your ridiculously dubbed German washing powder to the flipping phlidaphia one.
But recently to top these shams is the Boddingtons ad with the cow. What idiot tryed to replace beauties such as Mel Sykes with that cow must be insane. And I can't be the first person to know that the cow that thinks he's so great has udders! Bloody udders! He's a transsexual cow! He'd be on the Jersey Springer Show on Cow TV! Those ad men must think were all idiots, did they think we wouldn't notice? Did they think we wouldn't recognise it as a cow without udders? And the fact he tries to score with women is close to bestiality? And there isn't even any cream in beer!
Well those idiots should be told. And also those bloody Pringles ads too are crap.
Anyway I'm off now with my lovely curly lashes all thanks to maybellllline
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