Guide to Manchester University: Halls - Pobice
| 1) | The Businessman (2000-10-10 00:00:00) | You missed out a few things like the pie arrangments, number of hippees and cherryade prices. |
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| 2) | Pobice (2000-10-10 00:00:00) | Well I have only had one pie (slice that is) since I have been here. I have seen no hippies and not drank cherry aid (Tetley's is 1.35 from the Rampent if that will do.) |
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| 3) | Clarky (2001-02-24 22:02:52) | I know a way how to take less stuff;- Don't take yourself
- If you don't take yourself you won't have to take cloths
- Or food
- Or drawing pins
- Or money
- The solution for having lighter baggage is NOT TO TAKE YOURSELF, SIMPLE!
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| 4) | Pobice (2001-02-26 18:36:44) | Well thats not the point is it? |
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| 5) | The Ghost of the Businessman (whooooooooooo!) (2001-05-01 20:54:40) | I was quite shocked when I heard on a radio station (some crackpot station aimed at the 40+) that students were living on the breadline and in poverty. And I thought that Pobice may himself be in trouble and having to resort to eating dog food and stealing meths from the science labs to supply his alcoholic intake, but worse than that he could be rendering his services as a gigolo to rich women to pay for his tofu and miserable hippy band cd needs (no doubt being pimped by an evil dean). So I felt it was important that we helped his plight and started a charity where I would be sole treasurer and the money would rest in my account (or you could click on one of those ads it wouldn’t hurt eh?) But then realised that I am dead and that poor Pobice would have to grin and bare it, so the best advice I have would for him to imagine it tasting of apple pie. P.S I meant the dog food you filthy minded perverts.
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| 6) | clarky (2001-05-02 20:37:43) | mine tastes of cheese!!! |
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| 7) | Pobice (2001-05-06 18:23:33) | Your selling your own dog food now? Or have you nicked the Gaint Blernder™?
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| 8) | The Ghost of the Businessman (hahhah I need not us (2001-05-15 15:48:59) | Like Olivier Newton John said lets get "Political, political let me here your ballot box." or something like that. Yeah what are the government doing for you poor hipe.... er freeload... er students I'll have to become one too soon if a ridiculous Hollywood style story line can bring me back from the dead, where's our free money? Why do we have to pay tuition fees when they obviously just give you a ton of books and tell you to go away? We'll all end up in poverty working in poor jobs for evil deans and eating tasty chunky gravy ridden Businessman 100% pure year 7-pupil dog food with extra pancreas hmmmmmmmmmmm. |
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| 9) | Pobice (2001-05-18 22:44:33) | I have to pay back all the money they give me plus more. |
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