Businessman's Christmas Message - The Businessman

Yes this is my Christmas message and it's cool and in the zone and filled with truth unlike other Christmas messages. Its not like the Queen's I won't be moaning about my inbred dysfunctional family, or how I've had a tough time as I only got £56 million free this year and the re will be no latin phrases, in fact they'll probably be barely any proper English in this speechificationess. And it won't be like tose Channel 4 alternative messages with bizarre off the wall quirky things like animation or jokes. And I won't fob you off with any unrealistic ideas of things we can achieve like world peace, an end to poverty or a new poll for the Pobice home page.

No mostly this speech will be about whats not in the speech and the one undeniable truth we can all truly hold dear in full trufificationalityness. That this is the time of year that we all can enjoy big fucking Toblerones. Yes its the only time we can have achance od a big fucking toblerone. Most of the year we won't get to enjoy there nougaty triangular goodness, or if we do it'll only be a medium frigging toblerone or tiny bloody toblerones. Yes big fucking Toblerones the greatest thing to come out of Switzerland apart from lederhosen, Martina Hingis's arse and Martina Hingis's arse in lederhosen. In fact was it not in the Third Man where Orson Welles character Rooster Cogdburn say "In France they had wars, and rape and pillage and they created the renaissance and ming vases whilst Switzerland had neutrality, peace and brotherly love and all they created was Cuckoo clocks, full rumped international tennis stars and big fucking Toblerones"

Yes big fucking Toblerones are great and even weirdos who like dark chocolate or white chocolate (if you do fair enough I'm not here to judge) can get big fucking toblerones in those flavours.

So rejoice fair wasters because every time a bell rings someone can get a big fucking toblerone.

So in conclusion Merry Christmas, Happy New Year and Best Big Fucking Toblerone consumption to all the readers, contributers and people who accidently came across the site looking for nude Buffy pictures!!!!

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