They've not passed. - The Businessman

Its that time of year again when I add a rant about exam results stating mostly what I've stated in previous exam based rants. And its the a time of year when the "I've passed" rant is flooded with comments of wasters trying up one each other and impress with their exam passing prowess no doubt puppet will boast of his Geoff in lower field drainageology.
An many will get their exam results and all the pass rates will be up and people will be saying exams are too easy and the govermne are fiddling numbers.
Yet this time of this 12 months I really want us to think of the other same old shit the media put out each exam resulkts time of year. The article/piece on all those rich bastards who got fuck all qualifications yet are frigging millionaires. Yes you'll no doubt see Richard "smugbaloonasslatetrainswellthe music store isnt that bad" Branson on ITN telling kids who haved failed not to worry as he failed too. Well I as an exam passer am bloody sick of it lets be clear this "Oh failures alright" attitude pisses me off when the truth is most who fail theire exams are in KFC, on incapability benefit or having DNA tests on morning tv. Thats what I want to see on thursday some fucker who failed alltheir exams in ther gutter not some rich git whop just probably stuck an inky handprint on their anwser sheet, saluted the invigilator and then fainted, sitting their on a Bahamas beach with a supermodel on his face telling Nina Nannar how failing his A-Levels didn't eff3ect him. Whats the point of all this push for exam success if thats what we gwet I can't sdtand i I worked hard for my Food Technology E and I'm not having it derided by thicko billionaires. There ruinign the coutry with their laissez faire exam attitutde making loads of kids think they don't have to boteher with exams. And in the end most of those failures don't end up rich they just end up on street corners drinking meths, wearing burberry and mugging old ladies.
Well its got to stop AAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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