Gallowville - Act the Third, Scene 4 - Prof. Green

SCENE FOUR:

Outside Dr Nerdware's bookshop; Many wasters stand queued outside Dr Nerdware's Bookshoppe for Cerebal Cripples and Illiterates awaiting the release of the latest Harry Snotter book entitled "Harry Snotter and the Half-Arsed Plot." Foremost in said queue is Gazurtoids, resplendent in an Snotter outfit replete with wasteresque glasses and magic wand, whom looks shiftily from side to side every now and agian. After a short while the door to the bookshop opens, Dr Nerdware pokes his head out, enter Dr Nerdware.

Dr Nerdware: Oi! You lot! You'd best piss off home, Galloway has cancelled the delivery or something.

As he says this an van with the slogan "What Do You Want To Evilate Today?" ploughs in to the queue, Gazurtoids being foremost is sent flying into the air. Fortuitously, for him any how, he lands on some of the other queued wasters and they cushion his fall somewhat. The van grinds to a halt and the rear door opens and our four intrepid wasters step out; Enter Clarky, Evil Junior, Neff and The Puppet Master.

Evil Junior: Ah, good ning to thee Nerdware, is it thursday yet?

Dr Nerdware: Green, green, possibly?

Evil Junior: The Goblin is waiting...

Dr Nerware: Indeed He is, you had better come in...

Nerware turns to regard the Snotter wasters once more.

Dr Nerdware: Will you kindly do as you're told and piss off. Or do I have to do the buck naked thing?

The majority of the gathered wasters seem genuinely scared by this and begin to deapart, those crushed beneath Gazurtoids attempt to crawl away.

Dr Nerdware: Right, you lot can come in then.

Exit Dr Nerdware via the shop door, followed by Clarky, Evil Junior. Neff and The Puppet Master. Gazurtoids groans, the driver door of the van opens and Schmit steps out, clutching a bloodied spherical object.

Schmit: Oi! Gazurtoids! Wake up, that Puppet fellow left us a bladderball in the back of the van.

Gazurtoids immediately perks up at the offer of a game of bladderball and stands up.

Gazurtoids: Well I was becoming tired of spying on this lot for my Master, the Evil Dread Lord of Stefania. In fact I'm fed up of him too, and I don't like that assisstant he hired to replace Igor, Parker or something... Smells like an ashtray dissolved in lard... Anyway shall we away and start our game?

Schmit: Yes I think we should.

Exit Gazurtoids and Schmit, skipping happily away, kicking the bladderball to one another, never to be seen again (Perhaps one should not cross the Dread Lord of Stefania?). Exeunt.

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