Meths Making - Clarky2

Have any of you wasters tried making your own cheap gut rot and if so was it a blinding success? I have set out upon the path to wild abandon and poisonous merrymaking that is opened through such feats and begun a big jug of some kind of black substance fermenting in the corner. I can only imagine what mysteries are afoot within this glassed chamber of wonderment and strange odour, perhaps it will merely rend my mind and body with deadly toxins, or perhaps it will turn lead into the very gold of cheap jewellery and moderate athletic achievement, which would be a bugger being that i cant afford any lead.

Part of me hopes it'll stay much as it is; intimidating and cloudy with little bits floating to keep any mere wasterette from stealing it, and yet some part refuses to consider drinking it in this state and calls for distilling it to a broth more fine and deadly. I have no idea how long it needs to be left before its drinkable nor how to determine its deadlyness without simply doing shots and seeing what happens which can only possibly end well, obviously.

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