You Worthless Cockroaches - The Businessman

No! Take that samurai sword tip away from your breast! I don't mean you! I mean actual cockroaches.
You see I start watching Heroes on BBC2 and it starts with that Genetitst doing that usaul groovy hip speech about how cockroaches are flipping great and they'll survive a nuclear war, whilst we'll only leave dust and shadows.
Well you know this idea is wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong. Cockroaches are crap and any notion hat we're not the best species is wronger. We are so great we made aeroplanes, kit kats and television dramas about vampiric killers.
Cockroaches have done nothing. They are rubbish and an irritant.
"Oh but they'll survive a nuclear war." So what? I'll tell you if that happens there more fucked than we as firstly we won;'t bwe around to leave all our scrummy leftover kit kats and pies. They'll have to eat irradiated muck and crawl around in pepertual darkness.
Secondly, some humans will survive and after thy've crawled out form undr the field of human skulls and avoided the Hunter Killers, they'll be hungary and what will be the most plentiful foodstuff left. Yes! Cockroaches! Before you can say jaclonory old John Connors bitch will be in the kitchen making goddamn cockroach pies.
Come on people we're better than them if we really wanted to we could wipe them out completly. We've wiped out bigger species and thats just by not reusing carrier bags.
So lets come together in the full knowledge that we are the greatest species ever, with pandas coming second.

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